376: Are Sitters An Endangered Species?
There was a time not that long ago when getting a sitter was as easy as calling the girl down the block. Things have changed. Sitters are now an endangered species....

377: Does Environmentally Sound Make A Noise?
Mother Earth is taken for granted. I've never sent her a card on Mother's Day. Have you?...

378: How Green Is Your Thumb?
Not everyone has a green thumb. Even those who do have green thumbs don't always use them as well as they could. The Jolly Green Giant used to advertise tiny, green peas....

379: What Kind Of Car Are You?
If you like to look at flashy cars come to LA, but drive carefully. One of the explanations for the amount of car accidents in LA is that people are looking at all the flashy cars instead of looking where they're driving....

380: Is This Another Fish Story?
Sushi is an acquired taste. However, whether you like it or you don't, it changes the way you look at your child's goldfish....

381: Have You Played Suburban Slot Machines?
Most people probably don't realize they have slot machines where they live - usually downtown....

382: Is Progress Our Most Important Product?
We who are electronically challenged need an outlet to express frustration. Lord knows we have to stay away from electric outlets....

383: World Travel Without A Suitcase?
If you hunger for travel and have a willing imagination, let your taste buds tour the Yellow Pages....

384: Is Slang A Four-Letter Word?
My grandmother knew language is a living thing - that it changes and evolves. However, she would have had it inoculated against slang....

385: Have You Been Nailed?
The long and short of it is that having long fingernails is enjoyable for only short periods of time....

386: Are You And Your Mate Well Mated?
No marriage is perfect, but can't every marriage use a little improvement?...

387: Can Feng Shui Make Men Romantic?
The Chinese have practiced feng shui for thousands of years. I thought my husbnd need practice being romantic. Putting the two together seemed the obvious solution....

388: How Many Ways Do You Recycle?
Everything is recycled. My desk is recycled wood. My computer is recyled technology. The family photo is a recycled memory and I am recycled genes....

389: Orange You Glad Orange Is Out?
Thankfully, fads are temporary fashion. Otherwise, we coulc be chewing fruit-striped gum and wearing mood rings....

390: Have You Stopped To Watch The World Go By Recently?
If you take time to stop and watch the world go by, it's amazing what you see....

391: Are You A Procrastinator?
Some of us are doers. Others say they'll do whatever it is later, tomorrow, on the weekend, as soon as they get a chance. These are procratinators....

392: Is It Plane, Plain Or Pain?
If you want an opportunity to meet people and make close friendships, travel by plane....

393: Couch Potato Success Factors
A short humourous piece of what couch potato success entails....

394: Have You Heard White Whisper And Read Roar?
Have you ever said this color doesn't look good on me or this color doesn't go with that? That's because those colors aren't saying the right things to you....

395: Don't You Think Trashers Should Be Trashed?
Trashing, also known as littering, is a sign of disrespect for the environment, disrespect for others and a sign that that the trasher deserves to be disrepected....

396: Why Is Mother's Day Only Once A Year?
I think Mother's Day is the right day to ask this question. After giving the gift of life to your child, is a simple, little thank you every day too much to ask?...

397: Build It And They Will Come?
Architects design the future, but only time will tell if it's history....

398: What's An Emotional Massage?
When we told friends we were moving to a smaller house with bigger problems, they didn't understand why - until they saw the view....

399: Dice Sports Games That Are Fun; the Pro Football Game.
This is the next installment in a world of incredibly fun sports games played with dice. In the first installment I taught you how to play the college version of "Dice Football". That was the simplest of all my dice sports games. Now it is time to start getting a little more complex. As, in all my dice football games you will need two dice, notebook paper and a pen or pencil....

400: Is It The 21st Century Version Of "The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers"?
Look around you. People are missing. I think it's due to the 21st century version of "The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers"....