326: To Join Or Not To Join?
I didn't start life as a joiner. I didn't intend to be a joiner. Somehow life caught up with me....

327: Wasting Away on the Web
Spending lots of time on the web is fun. It just eats up a lot of time....

328: You are joking series: Stonehenge 15 one liner funny jokes competition
Stonehenge Jokers plc organises.. Stonehenge jokers competition every year. In March 2006, James Mcdugal was sent to the event... he took a crash course in telling jokes.. entered the competition. He was the overall winner.. His one liner stomach crushers are listed here as well as his winning prize.....

329: Is There A Job You Wouldn't Do?
There are jobs I wouldn't do, jobs I wouldn't want to do and jobs I wouldn't be good at. Now it's my job to explain....

330: Want The Scoop?
Ice cream is America's favorite treat. If you know someone who doesn't like ice cream, ask to see their belly button. It's said that aliens don't have belly buttons....

331: Are You A Good Sport?
To be a good sport do you have to be good at a sport?...

332: Ever Had One Of Those Daze?
Every once in a while there is one of those daze that has a black cloud hanging over it. I can't see it from my prone position in bed. I get up - unfortunately not knowing I should have stayed in bed....

333: I Didn't Know - Did You?
Who knew chocolate cookies and milk is good news/bad news? Who knew I shouldn't have given away the seashell, wind chimes from Cousin Walter?...

334: Does It Have Your Stamp Of Approval?
The U.S. Postal Service leaves a lot to be desired. If the government had been required to notify us by mail about the increased cost of mailing a letter, we'd still be paying thirty-nine cents....

335: Would You Rather Be In Philadelphia?
I doubt if you have much in common with W.C. Field's. You probably never met Mae West or made a movie and you probably do like children. However, I bet you share a similar philosophy about life. I bet there are times you'd rather be in Philadelphia....

336: Is Self-Therapy Theraputic?
Life is a succession of problems - some big and some small. Self-therapy is there when you need it and it's free....

337: How Old Is Your Car In People Years?
There are advantages to driving an old car. It teaches you humility and patience. It teaches you to respect old age and - not having to make car payments....

338: What Couldn't You Do Without?
Other than the necessities of life there's nothing we couldn't do without. However, there are some things that make our lives so much better we've become dependent on them. It would be like bread without butter or Wednesday night without "Lost"....

339: Who Put The Super In Supermarket?
If my supermarket were any more super, the manager would have a large, red "S" on the front of his shirt....

340: Have You Found A Penny Recently?
Is finding a quarter luckier than finding a penny? How does a bell bring you luck? Is seeing a falling star always lucky? Are you lucky I wrote this article?...

341: The Woody Allen Quick Quips Survival Guide
How do you laugh when you want to cry? Borrow a one-liner from Woody Allen....

342: Is Camp A Four-Letter Word?
Some people are outside campers, some people are inside campers and some people think camp is a four-letter word. Which are you?...

343: How Clean Is Clean?
Benjamin Franklin said there were only two certainties in life - death and taxes. Obviously Benjamin Franklin never did housework. Dust is a certainty....

344: Who'd Like Four Rats?
What does a mother say when her young son wants to do his science project on cholesterol. She says,rats!...

345: Why Are Men Different?
For years I asked myself why men are different than women. Then I discovered that the answer was in the question - a lack of "why" chromosome....

346: How Do You Look To Others?
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If that's true, how you look depends on how others see you....

347: How Do You Say Equal In French?
Whoever said, "Don't judge a book by its cover" would probably advise not to judge a restaurant by its menu cover, but for one evening I felt like a French freedom fighter....

348: Does Every Litter Bit Hurt?
Unfortunately, litter isn't just outside. There's litter inside our homes. When you're not looking, casual living can turn into chaos....

349: Are Sitters An Endangered Species?
There was a time not that long ago when getting a sitter was as easy as calling the girl down the block. Things have changed. Sitters are now an endangered species....

350: Does Environmentally Sound Make A Noise?
Mother Earth is taken for granted. I've never sent her a card on Mother's Day. Have you?...